For sale: The most tragic looking CRX ever

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 04/02/2016 at 16:41 • Filed to: ebay, honda

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It’s got what’s called a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! body kit, and naturally !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! is in all caps. Only redeeming features: 5-speed and a JDM B16A engine

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for Michigan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/02/2016 at 16:43

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But Neon SRT-4, bruh!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > for Michigan 04/02/2016 at 16:45

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SRT4 looks mean, this is just... despondant.

jkm7680 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/02/2016 at 16:45

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Wtf is the deal with the clutch pedal and sw?

BKosher84 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/02/2016 at 16:46

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The headlights say “Please let my Suffering end..."

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > jkm7680 04/02/2016 at 16:48

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The steering wheel is just funky in a Subaru-XT sort of way, the clutch pedal however is a mystery.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > BKosher84 04/02/2016 at 16:49

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I never knew a car could have furrowed brows until today.

Steve in Manhattan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/02/2016 at 16:49

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My white Si was a ‘91, but if that is somehow my old car (sold it in MD in ‘93) I ask your forgiveness.

Funktheduck > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/02/2016 at 16:52

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Why are there white handprints on the interior roof?

Berang > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/02/2016 at 16:52

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Somebody call automobile protective services.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Funktheduck 04/02/2016 at 16:54

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According to the ad:

THERE’S A LITTLE DUST AND DIRT ON THE INSIDE ROOF AND ON THE AMPS, ALSO THE CARPET NEED CLEANING WHEN TOOK THE PICTURES. THESE ITEM WILL BE TAKEN CARE OF. I WILL DO A DETAIL ON CAR BEFORE SHIPPING.

Funktheduck > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/02/2016 at 16:56

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I just flipped through the pictures. I assume dust from post body kit fitting and sanding but could also be cocaine because drugs are the only explanation for that car

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Funktheduck 04/02/2016 at 16:57

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Also, “interior roof” = ceiling. That’s the word you were looking for.

Klaus Schmoll > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/02/2016 at 16:58

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Not a fan of the Black Widow kit, but at least it is complete, was installed by someone who knew what they were doing and it was painted. I’ve seen so many cars with half a kit shoddily installed in grey primer before the kid realized that a professional paint job is out of their budget, ripped a whole in the front bumper, and decided to fuck it.

This is from Forza, but it’s easy to see where the inspiration came from.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/02/2016 at 17:05

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Panel gaps everywhere

Funktheduck > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/02/2016 at 17:40

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Haha. Yeah.... Brain fart I guess

jimz > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/02/2016 at 17:59

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the only explanation I can think of for that body kit is that there’s someone out there who said “I want something which will make my Honda look like a Dodge.”

d15b > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/02/2016 at 21:32

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This was someone’s show car.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > d15b 04/02/2016 at 21:43

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Somebody was actually proud of this.

for Michigan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/03/2016 at 04:49

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I’m not sure any Neon looks mean, no matter how big of a scowl you put on the front fascia. All I see when I look at an SRT-4 is:

Despondent fits this CRX pretty well, though. I think the unintentionally furrowed brow has something to do with that.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/03/2016 at 23:44

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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/05/2016 at 23:54

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That body kit is the worst, at least this one isn’t full chrome painted. like the “silver surfer” thing from Pimp My Ride

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/05/2016 at 23:57

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I lost it when I saw the steering wheel. I actually laughed out loud, and then yelled “what the fuck.”

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/06/2016 at 00:17

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WAIT A FRICKIN DANG SECOND!

Is that a cover over the intake manifold that is supposed to look like a Subaru style top mount intercooler?

Yup I think it its. I looks like the added a little scoop and slapped the filter on the manifold at an attempt to make the scoop on the Black Widow hood “functional”.